A large section of the wall suddenly opened up. I remember back in high school I worked at a big store, and one time I was in the warehouse, which wasn’t where I worked, and I saw a big, red button on the wall. I imagined blaring warning sirens going off and big, steel doors slamming down over all the exits as they sucked the air out of the room. I swear it was all I could do to restrain myself from walking over there to push it just to see what would happen. The sign under it read, “Ventilation System Shut Down.” I suppose that’s there in case they suddenly discover they’ve got someone with Mad Cow disease and they need to quarantine the place ASAP. While I’m waiting at the triage desk, I spot a big, red button on the wall behind the desk. Is it just me, or does everyone else have an irresistible urge to push a big, red, button anytime you see one? I was at the hospital the other night because one of my mini-me’s had broken his finger in a dramatic kick-ball accident.
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